MARCH MADNESS

I got tired of not having a window office. I actually don’t even have an office, more like a cube without the cube feel – the only thing really missing is a door…and a window. So I Google-imaged “Window view” and printed off a picture of a window looking out to a shore in Figi and hung it on my cabinet. So I now have a window in my office and just like all the consultants do when they have a lack of work, I find myself staring out of it. The only difference is that I have about a 5 hour lack of work as opposed to 5 min. so it tends to look kind of weird to people who walk by and see me gazing at my filing cabinet. Eh…what are you gonna do, you know?

I sadly said my final goodbye to the guy I love on Sunday…the same night I rsvp-ed “yes” for a wedding that’s the same day as what would have been our 1 year anniversary. Oh, the irony…

And after everything that had happened to me that day, all I wanted to do was order pizza and drink a whole bottle of wine, but I couldn’t even do that cause my credit cards cocked an attitude and went MIA! Yeah apparently they decided to protest the retail world by growing feet and running away from me. I searched the whole universe, but finally cancelled them when they failed to show up. For those of you into competitor companies, GET MASTERCARD! They over-nighted me a new card for free! The Visa guy said it would be two weeks before I got a new card…or I could pay 50 dollars for them to send me a new card over a 3 day span. So the moral of the story: Visa sucks. I have to say the whole process was very inconvenient…and I guess my credit cards sensed my frustration cause they immediately quit playing hide and seek right after I had finished canceling and getting new ones. Those pieces of plastic got stuck in the seat! Life…it’s like it’s laughing at you!

I went to a meeting today about a new leave policy at my company. People were heated! I felt bad for the presenter, I seriously thought one of the men in there was gonna flat out clock her upside her head! “HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY SICK DAYS!” Like whoa people! Screw the sick days, you need a vacation! I couldn’t believe it, I almost left in the middle of the meeting…cause I didn’t feel like being subjected to corporate animosity. Ok ok I lied, we all know I’m totally down with the drama…it’s really cause the chocolate chip cookies were right by the door. And they were pretty darn tasty!

I got really upset this week because I ran out of PEZ. I love my PEZ dispenser – it’s an Army man with a camouflage helmet. He’s pretty hot, but has nothing to offer anymore…

There it is folks…Sunday-Friday for Amy. The more I look over this, the more random it seems…and Chipotle burrito bowls are totally awesome!!