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It’s been over a week…apparently more people read this thing than I thought cause they keep buggin’ me to write a new one. Ok already!

The past week has been spent waking up late, going to work, going to the gym, and coming home and yelling at my roommate. It’s all in good fun. I think our friendship is past the whole “I agree with whatever you say cause I have to live with you and don’t need drama” stage. Actually, I think we skipped that stage and just went straight to the, “I don’t feel like taking out the trash, you do it and while you’re up, get me a Dr. Pepper” stage. It’s really brought us together, you know. Instead of going to bed before she gets home, I wait up for her…just so I can tell her she spends too much time on the phone instead of cleaning our messy apartment! We’ve bonded.

Last week, some guy on the opposite side of the whole floor trekked all the way down to my desk and goes, “Our printer is out of ink.” I said, “Ok…” He just stands there looking at me as if I’m the answer to all his problems. “Can you fix it?” I thought to myself, Are you kidding me?! I said in an annoyed tone, “Where do you sit? Is there no admin over there?” I mean honestly I had never seen this guy in my life! He goes, “They told me you were the admin” I quickly responded back, “Who’s they!?” All he did was point. So I said, “Just go downstairs to the supply room and get one.” He looked at me like he couldn’t believe I just said that. Like heaven forbid he have to go downstairs to get it when there’s a lousy admin sitting here that cant possibly have anything important to work on and would love to help him out and do it for him. Whatever! Does it look like I have the words “3rd Floor Bitch” tattooed on my forehead?! Give me a break!

So…because my weekends are now free, I just didn’t want to sit at home on Saturday night and do nothing. So I went to Arlington for my friend Rachel’s party. HAD A BLAST! There were so many people there and the DJ was awesome! I danced all night long. Scooter and David came with me and with Rachel, USNA dude, Sean and friends from Mason, I knew a lot of people surprisingly! And then Mr. “I sooo graduated 7 years ago, but I’m gonna act like I’m still in college” guy came up and started dancing with me. It was fun, and he was actually a great dancer…then this girl comes up and gives him the look of death. He looks at me and goes, “I gotta go, that’s my wife, I think she’s upset.” I just started laughing in his face. The night was fun, I gotta go back there!

Oh and Betsy came up on Sunday. I love seeing my sisters, but Betsy milks me for all I’m worth. She makes me pay for everything…not surprising for someone who’s life motto is “Take advantage of the situation!” So we decide to go to lunch…which I paid for. Then we go to a movie…which I paid for both our tickets. If I retaliate and say she should pay, this is what I get: “No you have to pay, you’re the one with the job!” or “I came to see YOU, and plus I brought up your Christmas presents so you have to pay!” So I pay cause I’m a big pansy.

That’s it folks. Nothing too crazy this time. I know I know…I used to post at least once a week, sometimes twice a week, about my unusual adventures, but somehow I lost my inspiration…

Yay for life being normal!